Blondes Fight Back
1. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
2. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
3. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure ?
No one else wants it.
4. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
So brunettes can remember them.
5. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes ?
Invisible.
6. What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
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A farmer had so many children, he ran out of names, so he started naming
his kids after something around the farm. The first day of school began,
and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to one of the
farmer's
sons.the boy replied"Wagon Wheel". The teacher said... "I need your REAL
name, son"...to which he boy replied, "It's Wagon Wheel, sir...Really".
The
teacher...if a huff..said.. "Alright young man...march yourself right
down to the
principal's office THIS minute !!!!" The boy got out of his
chair...turned to his
sister and said.. "Come on, Chicken Shit....he ain't gonna' believe YOU,
neither !"
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BILL GATES
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and
Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure
would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know... ever since our incident, her price
has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill (with a chuckle), "Hugh, money's no object to me.
What's her number?"
So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet & after
they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God ...now I know
why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies: "Thank you Bill... and now I know how you chose the
name Microsoft."