Take a Break, Guys_5.14.98

quiragl(AT)pacific.net.ph
Thu, 14 May 1998 17:46:27 +0800

Dear Everyone,

It's joke time. Once again, simply enjoy reading, control your laughter
(gulp), and no offense to those who are "very serious" though ... please.
Here we go:

"REFLECTION OF A KISS"

The principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the
older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they
would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand the principal thought of a way to stop it. He
gathered all the girls that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet
with them in the ladies room during afternoon recess. At the bathroom the
girls found the principal and the school janitor waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the janitor to
clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the girls did not fully
understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness
just how hard it was to clean the mirrors.

The janitor then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a
box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet bowl, moved to the
mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick. That was the last day the
girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
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Yikes!!

Just me,
Alex

"Most of us are too tense these days. We do well to remember that nothing
so easily relieves our inner tensions as a sense of humor. We need to laugh
often in the home, the office, the shop, the conference room. It is a
spiritual safety valve. It relaxes, lightens, lifts, clears the air, and
refreshes the mind and the spirit. Laughter is therapeutic." - The late
Rev. Paul Osumi.