It's joke time. Once again, for your pleasure and enjoyable reading. Like
I said before, no offense to those who are "very serious" though ...
please.
"SUNBATHING ON THE ROOF"
Juliet, a young and well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of
her
vacation sunbathing on a remote location at the roof of her hotel. She
wore
a bathing suit the first day. On the second day she decided to get a
good
overall tan and wore nothing at all.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She
was
lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse
me,
miss," said the assistant manager of the hotel who was out of breath
from
running up the stairs, "the hotel management doesn't mind your
sunbathing
on the roof, but we'd appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did
yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" Juliet asked rather calmly. "No one can
see
me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed gentleman. "You're lying on the
dining
room skylight and have caused quite a distraction to our guests below."
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Warm wishes to all!
<bigger>Just me,
Alex Quirante
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"There is always a better way of doing things, there is nothing best." ->
A motto for progress.