"THE POISON I PREPARED"
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
drink. For more than half-an-hour he remains staring at it.
Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The little guy starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man,
I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a
man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I
overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss, outrageous,
fired me. When I left the building to get my car, I found out it was
stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return
home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found out
that I left my wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in
bed with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about
putting an end to my life, you show up and drink the poison I prepared ..."
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Be careful guys in barging into somebody else's drink. Look at the person
infront of the drink first, ... then you can follow suit. Oops, it may be
the same thing. Just a joke, fellas!
Have a pleasant day!
Sincerely,
Alex Quirante
"There is always a better way of doing things, there is nothing best!" -> A
motto for progress.