I was woken up at 3:49 AM by some asshole flying a helicopter around in circles over my home in Shoreline, Washington, near I-5, this morning.  I call the FAA’s 1-800-TELL-FAA line to complain and all I get is a friggin’ recording telling me to call back during normal business hours.  RIght, like that’s going to help me sleep with this asswipe buzzing my house.  And these people wonder why people take pot shots at them, shine lasers at them, etc.

     In case you didn’t get it, the big red bold font means I’m angry at being woken up.  I have enough trouble sleeping without some clown flying a helicopter over my head.  And please don’t try to pretend it was an emergency, if it were an emergency, there would be sirens, there weren’t any sirens, only the noisy thump thump thump of some moron flying a helicopter low over a residential area in the middle of the night.