If it involves Qwest that automatically qualifies it as a nightmare. Actually they’ve been eaten By CenturyLink so no longer exist, except in my nightmares.
Last night I had a dream in which I was interviewing for a job with them, (I did work for them at one time but left in 1995, 21 years ago and they still haunt me in my dreams).
In the interview, the interviewer kept telling me that we would be wearing company provided shirts and that they contained a fiber they had developed which would detect any marijuana use, even weeks prior and change color signaling it’s use. I asked why should I care as I haven’t used marijuana in 31 years (which is true, although a return to Qwest would probably involve or require the use of some drug probably much stronger), but the interviewer kept repeating and emphasizing this detail.
I think Qwest was probably on my mind because I had been talking to a former co-worker in Facebook, Len Hickey, and he was relating how he went back to work for Qwest Communications in California.