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It's joke time. Once again, for your pleasure and enjoyable reading. Like
I said before, no offense to those who are "very serious" though ...
please.
<bold><color><param>0000,8080,0000</param><bigger> "WHAT LITTLE MICHAEL
SAW"
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One morning, 5-year old Michael curiously peeks into his dad's
bedroom to verify moaning sounds he heard from across the hallway.
Slowly,
he opens the door and saw his dad naked in bed with the maid. Quietly,
Michael closes the door and runs out to the yard to continue playing
with
his friends.
Later in the afternoon Michael's mom arrives after going out
shopping the whole day. As she was putting aside the things she bought,
the
young son approached her and says, "Mom, I saw dad and the maid naked
in
bed this morning ..." Before Michael could finish what he was trying to
say, his mom stopped him and said, "Why don't you say that tonight at
dinner when we would all be together. When I wink my eye, tell us
exactly
what you saw, okay?"
At the dinner table that evening, just as the maid was serving
the
soup, the mother winks at her son. And Michael said, "You know what? I
saw
dad and the maid naked in bed this morning. They were doing the same
thing
mom and uncle Jack were doing in the cottage last summer."
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<bold><italic><color><param>0000,0000,ffff</param><bigger>Just me,
Alex
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<bold><color><param>8080,8080,0000</param><bigger>"There is always a
better way of doing things, there is nothing best." -> A motto for
progress.
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