"WHERE'S THE LOOT?"
A Mexican bandit has been crossing the Rio Grande from time to time
and robbing banks across the border in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered
for his capture, and an enterprising Texas bounty hunter decided to track
him down.
After making a thorough investigation, the bounty hunter traced the
bandit to his favorite cantina in a small Mexican town, snuck up behind
him, put his magnum revolver to the bandits head, and said, "You're under
arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."
However, the bandit didn't understand a word of English, and the
bounty hunter didn't speak Spanish either. Fortunately, a bilingual Mexican
lawyer was in the cantina and translated what the bounty hunter said. The
terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under
the tallest pine tree at the back of the cantina.
"What did he say?" asked the bounty hunter. The lawyer answered,
"He said, 'Get lost, you turkey! You wouldn't dare shoot me and I am going
to kill you before you get hold of all that money."
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Have a pleasant day!
Sincerely,
Alex Quirante
"There is always a better way of doing things, there is nothing best!" -> A
motto for progress.