"SLEEPING WITH A SNORER"
By the time William pulled into a little town, every hotel room
was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a
bed - I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the
manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the
truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have been
complaining. I'm not sure it would be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveller assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning, William came down for breakfast, bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Where you able to sleep well last night?" asked the manager.
"Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem then with the
your roommate?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time."
"How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, he was already in bed, snoring away when I entered the room,"
William explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek and
said,'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me sleep."
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Have a pleasant day!
Sincerely,
Alex Quirante
"There is always a better way of doing things, there is nothing best!" -> A
motto for progress.